How would I describe a sorority girl to someone who never went to college? google image search “hot party girl”. Then google image search “ugly girl no makeup”. Then google image search Venereal Disease. You have now just experienced a sorority party, the morning after a sorority party, and a week after a sorority party.
The next morning The night before
Now in all fairness, not all sorrostitutes fall into this category…I do know quite a few girls who were in sororities that are actually very nice (and clean) girls. BUT, a stereotype is usually there for a reason and many of the greek goddesses (while wearing make-up, in dark lighting, and you are drunk) do fall into the stereotype. Part of the reason I am still disease free today could stem from avoiding one-night-stands in college and dating girls who did the same.
But lets look at the pros and cons of the “traditional” sorority girl and make an assessment–
Most Sorrority girls are very outgoing! Totally willing to talk to you as long as you fit into the mold that they deem to be “correct”…often times this means having greek letters on your shirt. Traditional Sorrority Girls are also incredibly vial. It is because of Sorrority Girls that I now know females are just as un-offended and willing to make horrible comments as men are…girls just tend to hide it (if they aren’t in a sorority). Yes, this is a plus…I like women who are not going to yell at me for making a joke about something. They are often very attractive– This is partially due to the sisterhood of sharing make-up secrets with each other. And, if those video’s I have seen on the internet are any indication…they are very good in bed.
The traditional Sorrority girl is more catty than a female feline named Katherine ( a cat named Kat with a pussy…with is another word for cat. Come on, people, stay with me here). Bitchy comments and backstabbing are a way of life for this breed. You also don’t know what you really just slept with until she gets back from the the shower…Don’t call the police, it isn’t an intruder, it is just the girl you REALLY were in bed with last night. I am all for a surprise and I like those “?” dumdum lollipops…but not when it comes to a sexual partner. Which brings us to the most dangerous negative aspect of all…. no, not VD’s, I get the feeling they are prevalent in way more social circles than the Greek Hypocrisy. I am talking about Dum-dums. Dear lord, some of these girls are stupid. Granted, many of them get decent grades (especially if the professor is a single male), but trying to hold a conversation with them about anything outside the realm of what the E! news channel is reporting on can be catastrophic…. Quantum Physics is not a physical education class in the country of Quantum. there is no country called Quantum! …my head hurts…
Once again, the disclaimer– I know many girls who were in sororities that are awesome amazing people. Girls that are beautiful (even after a shower), fun, sweet, intelligent, and funny. This article is not about them. It is about the Sorrority Girl masses. So in the end, I have to give Sorrority girls a 2 out of 5. What? they are still fun to look at and watching/talking to them has provided many entertaining stories.
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